Chapter IV

Chapter IV: The Riddles of Westminster
Edward is still kinda not there after his sweet dreams, so he decides to read some nice letters to return to earth. Dodie was expectedly punished for good, but one can't escape Merlin's Chair, so let's just hope he'll live to see the next chapter. Ed's family is so fucked up that his sister nearly marries a prick and his mother is just so done with everyone that she tells her boi to find a wife, so she can have at least one family member she's not yet fed up with. Eddie's father is a bit ill, which is fine, he's been depressed for like twenty years, he's coping. Castlereagh sends Edward a weird sheet of paper which they give people at makeup stores, so they can smell the perfumes that they sell. This one is lemonade and secrets with a cent of fucked up handwriting, so Eddie doesn't really understand shit.

He goes for a walk and chats with Hatty, who proves to be superior, so he runs away to eat at Liverpool's scary mansion, where he's nearly killed over a stained carpet. Liverpool drinks and blinks too much, telling Edward that it's bad to drink too much. He for no reason at all remembers how cool Pitt was and how awful was Bath, probably foreshadowing some shit, idk. We then meet Louisa, who warns us that everyone is a dumb bitch in this city, except for her husband, who is a dumb angel bitch.

In Westminster, Eduardo reunites with the best of the worst and the worst of the best, on the way nearly getting killed by Sidmouth don't worry though, Grenville will kill him later. He meets his old not friend Geoghegan, who is Irish, ga(bb)y and lost his ass in a card game. FINALLY after four chapters, Edward is sworn and officially becomes an MP, but Geoghegan ruins everything, telling our kid that being a homosexual MP is illegal, so Eddie's fucked, just like Pitt once was not once but like a million times by different men in different corners of Westminster. Ed's upset, cause he thought that this game is all about gay MPs and he's not wrong. Thus the chapter ends and for an unknown reason, we proceed to a chapter-long magical flashback.