Chapter V

Chapter V: The Calm Before the Storm
So here's the first flashback chapter which is painful and short, so enjoy. Tom Towcester as a cute chubby boy talks to his pessimistic and probably drunk uncle Andy about life and eternal suffering. Andy is rather fed up with everything, so he tells his cute innocent nephew the truth - we all die and get eaten by gigantic worms in the grave. Tom isn't thrilled but whatever.

In the future but actually, in the past, we meet our old friends (all but one). Bob Bobkinson is angry at us because Tom is drunk and Canning actually is quite nice, yet not for long, we kinda ruin his day, he cries, you know how it goes. Pitt is angry with us cause he starts losing his shit and that's never a good thing to do. Yet no matter how crazy he's still hot as fuck, so we kinda roll with it, YOLO. Tom discusses Lord Chatham's tragic fate with Canning, also telling him about his sad dead gay uncle Andy (hmmm, sounds familiar), and then proceeds to have a nice innocent heterosexual chat with Pitt about letters and women which ends up with Tom promising to take care of some shit for Pitt (he's such a nice boy). It's important to mention that it is the most heterosexual chapter so far, so everyone will certainly like it. There's also this useless subplot about a letter from a good fellow but the man isn't here, so who cares.